You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Randomize
