Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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