She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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