Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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