Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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