He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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