I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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