Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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