I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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