So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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