i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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