Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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