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just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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