How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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