So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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