So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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