I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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