Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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