I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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