Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
It's not a walk of shame if you run
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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