All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
just tell him i said nine months
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I think people are normalizing furries
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