I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I wish there were birth control emojis
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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