I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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