He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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