Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
You ate ashes out of my bong
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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