I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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