Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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