She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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