she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
i think im in europe. pls send help
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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