Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You are the jesus of drinking
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Randomize
