If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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