yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I can't put those talents on a resume
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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