So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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