I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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