if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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