Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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