Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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