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I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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