Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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