; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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