I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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