i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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