all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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