I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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