So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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