he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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