i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
