i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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