This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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