I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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