so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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