"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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