Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Randomize