Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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