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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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